Cleveland

(...)

She's not as hot as she was, but she was only a four

She was never a girls' girl, she was just a— (Gasp!)

And with all of that money, why's she dressed like trash?

When she smiles, it's annoying, and have you seen her

Stumbling clumsily?

Would you even call that dancing?

I can see what you mean

And now I guess there's

Something we all can agree on

But my baby likes what he likes, oh-woah, oh-oh

He already took me to Cleveland!

And showed me The Heights, so hate all you like

This is the love of my life, hey, hey, hey

The taste of me is acquired, but it's his favorite dish

He says I look like an angel, they say, "I hate that—" (Bi—)

There, that house with the porch is where he lived as a kid

He's been saying forever, must not have read that

Scathing take 'bout how I'm fake and he could find someone younger

I can see what they mean and now I guess there's

Something we all can agree on

But my baby likes what he likes, oh-woah, oh-oh

He already took me to Cleveland!

And he showed me The Heights, so hate all you like (Uh-huh)

This is the love of my life, hey, hey, hey

He likes what he likes, what he likes and he likes me

He likes what he likes, what he likes and he likes me

You only need to find one person in this entire world who doesn't find you completely insufferable

And I have an important announcement to make

I found mine! (That's right)

(...)

Well, I found mine (Hey, hey, hey)

Yeah, I found mine

Yes, that's something we all can agree on (I guess we agree, but)

But my baby likes what he likes, oh-woah, oh-oh

He already took me to Cleveland! (To Cleveland!)

Now I'm wearing white (Yeah), so hate all you like (Uh-huh)

This is the love of my life (Hey, hey, hey)